The Christmas Porn You’ve Been Looking For!

The festive season is finally coming to a close, and most of us will be thankfully. If there is anything potentially worse than getting your family together at Christmas and giving them unlimited drinks, we would love to hear it, as we genuinely can’t think of anything. It is a time of stress for so many of us, when tensions run high and we have to deal with ridiculous behaviour from those we know and love pretty much every other day of the year. That is why, for so many, it is the perfect time to relax and unwind with a little Christmas porn.

A sexy woman sitting under the tree, ready to make some Christmas porn

We know that porn isn’t just for Christmas, but when the snowman brings the snow, we find ourselves fighting the urge to go fapping all the way to our favourite videos online. With so many free sites to visit, it is tempting to go to them all. One of our favourite sites is Pornhub, and yet again they’ve done another look at what has been happening over the festive season to see what Christmas porn we have been looking for!

Horny for the holidays

Last year, Pornhub used their statistics to figure out just what people were getting up to at Christmas, pun intended. They found that porn sites were heavily impacted by the amount of Americans choosing to turn off the porn and instead spend time doing what they do best at Christmas.

This year they decided that it was time to look at the UK and just what British people are getting up to over this very merry season. They wanted to know if things had changed overall from last year, and if the British public were getting horny for the holidays with some Christmas porn to put them in the mood.

They expected a drop in traffic from around the world on Christmas day, given the fact that most people are just too busy to fap, and they got in. However, the drop in traffic was the most dramatic for the UK and Australia, with 30% less hitting the website for a cheeky wank.

Italy, Canada, and Argentina were also in the top five for the biggest drops in traffic, with 25%, 22%, and 21% each. However, Britain still leads the charge, and it seems most of us were just too busy to watch our favourite stars this year!

Finding a spare five minutes…

That said, it seems that some of us were still able to log on to the website to find out what was going on and sneak in a little solo fun, even with the festivities going on.

Pornhub’s statistics about the device traffic for Christmas day shows that, for those who did get online, 62% of them were mobile. This is probably from when they have snuck off into the toilet when they have just a few minutes to spare. Only 29% came from a desktop, with a further 9% coming from tablets devices.

This might still sound like a lot, but when they compare the statistics to the average day, it is a dramatic change. There was a 36% drop for desktop users, 18% for tablet, and 10% for mobile phones. So, we might still have wanted to get our fap on, but it seems that we just might not have had the chance that we wanted to, and the only way we could sneakily log on is to do so on our mobile phones, where no-one would find us out!

The hottest British searches

Pornhub also decided to take a look at the most popular Christmas porn searches coming from the UK during the season, and they found that, unsurprisingly, many of them didn’t really differ from the ones that were searched for worldwide.

At the top of the list were things like “Christmas”, “Merry Christmas”, and “Christmas Present”. We imagine that the latter will be something similar to the ‘dick in a box’ song that went viral some years ago now, with hot and horny pornstars unwrapping dicks and dildos for their festive fun!

Next you’ll find things like “elf” making the list, and clearly the kinky Christmas costumes you can buy have been getting us thinking about the things we’d like to see going on! We also have “Xmas party” following, suggesting that we all have fantasies about what happens when the wine starts flowing and there is that sexy woman at work you want to fuck.

“Christmas porn” is also on the list, telling us that we want to see the kind of porn we usually look at with a festive twist. It might be a kinky costume or maybe just a home at Christmas and a tree in the background while they fuck.

Christmas porn is on the rise

While we have the hottest Christmas porn searches for the UK this season, some of the searches have become more and more popular since last year.

Pornhub actually noticed that there had been a huge 3496% increase in the number of searches for “Xmas present”, suggesting that we really want to see people unwrapping presents and going mad under the mistletoe with their new toys they’ve gotten from jolly old Saint Nick himself!

We are also keen to see things like “Santa anal”, “Christmas creampie” and “Christmas blowjob”, which makes me think that, over the jolly season of giving, we wanted to see all of our usual favourites that a little difference. We want the mistletoe, the tinsel, and the Santa costume to make things kinkier.

But what do you think? Did you manage to avoid your favourite porn site over Christmas, or has the stress of the holidays made it just too difficult to resist? We’d love to hear from you on the Escort England forum, or even in the comment box below! Let us know what you think!

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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