VIRAL

I have to say, I have always had a thing for a woman in uniform, especially nurses. Maybe that has something to do with the porn industry when I was growing up, even if that genre isn’t as popular these days. However, it may be making a comeback after a woman who is being described as the hottest nurse in the world went and made a name for herself on Instagram.

I don’t know what it is about countries in South America, but modest dress for ladies really does seem an alien concept to their TV presenters. Every week it seems as though a new news anchor or TV personality who is making the hearts race of people the world over. However, Mexican weathergirl Sugey Abrego really has got peoples heart racing due to a wardrobe malfunction, and the pictures maybe some of the most explicit you will ever see on telly.

It is maybe the most horrific thing I have seen on the internet in a long time. A couple in Portugal have been filmed having sex, in public, right in front of their daughter.

A 91 year old woman has died after apparently engaging in a kinky sex game with her 49 year old married neighbour.

There aren’t many things we hate here at Escort England, but it is fair to say, one thing we don’t like is homophobia. This is why we found the following incident so amusing.

It has been one of he craziest viral sensations of the year. The picture of Jemima Campion with the Chuckle Brothers, where due to an optical illusion, her arm ended up looking like a penis coming out of a glass, has taken the internet by storm.

I have to admit it, when I saw the ‘alleged’ Danish sex education book which went into rather graphic detail about how children were made this week, I thought it was a wind up. Maybe it the torrent of fake stories given to us by social media, or allegations of photo’s being taken down because they ‘offend Muslims’, when in fact no such thing has happened, I have just become rather sceptical in my old age.

The big risk (and part of the thrill) of public sex is that you could get caught. It is mortifying if you do get caught, but one unlucky Kent couple have found themselves the centre of attention when an image of them at it in a car park started making the rounds on social media!

We all know that most of the guys on Reddit are perverts. There is a reason that the ‘Fappening’, where numerous naked pictures of celebrities were leaked, was released on there. To be fair, it is all a little bit too slimy for me. That’s why I found this story coming from the site this week absolutely hilarious.

It has to be said there are many different kinds of people I hate in this world. Killers, rapists and Manchester United fans obviously make the list, but I also have a complete loathing of thieves. Anyone who doesn’t want to go out an earn what they have and instead wants to steal it is beneath contempt in my opinion. This is why I found the following story coming out of China absolutely hilarious.