USA

In what has to be the most bizarre story I have read for a while, a man from the USA has found himself in a bit of trouble after being caught having sex with a tree.

Men everywhere have always wondered what women really want. They are such strange creatures, always blind-siding and confusing us. Despite thousands of years of analysis, we really are no close to getting a definitive answer. However, this guy from the United States thinks he has them worked out. In his opinion, they want him to flash them!

What is it with public sex with these days? Every time I pick up a newspaper, I see some couple going at it like rabbits in full view of the general public. Other peoples views don’t seem to matter a jot to these people, as they just have sex whenever, and wherever they like.

Getting caught stealing as a teenager is never a good thing. It is very easy for young kids to shoplift the trainers or the computer game that they can’t afford, and they will consequently get a clip round the ear from their parents (hopefully) and a police caution. However, there are things that you REALLY don’t want to get caught stealing.

There are few people in the world who are worse than a sex offender. That is why I am always so happy when one gets his or her comeuppance.

A man in America who was having a blowjob off a woman in the street, ended up shooting at a quarrelling couple who interrupted his fun.

Police in Illinois have accused a man of robbing a bank. That may not sound very interesting at face value, until you realise he was allegedly naked whilst committing the crime!

We all love a good superhero. Someone who fights crime, protecting the man on the street from evil doers, and looking pretty cool in the process.

In one of the more tragic, yet utterly bizarre stories I have heard for a while, a woman has died from head injuries days after her husband threw her off their jet-ski, after she allegedly confronted him over catching him in a sex act with another man.

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