SURVEY

Where you are from in the UK can influence the way that you are quite heavily. For example, whether you call it a bread roll, a teacake, or a bap tells people where you come from. And it seems that this isn’t the only way where you’re from can change you. In fact, it seems that how sexually adventurous you are could be influenced by the city you’re in!

Pretty much every month, without fail, there will be a new scientific study into sex and the results will hit the media. Often they tell us about what makes you have more or less sex, such as the study saying those earning more had more sex or the one that said porn was actually good for your sex life.

Big men, you are beautiful! Or at least, that is what the latest study seems to be saying, and who are we to argue with science when it is science that tells us squeezing boobs can lower your risk of cancer?

Which would you rather be without for a year – your mobile phone or sex? You’d assume that the number who would choose to give up sex for a year would be low, preferring instead to be without a mobile phone and still enjoy the pleasures you can find in the bedroom.

Food and sex work together, most of the time. Edible body paints to lick from your partner’s body, or food to erotically feed to each other. Some men even alter their diet to try and improve the taste of their semen. Bringing food in the bedroom can sometimes be messy, but it’s still a lot of fun.

I remember when I was a kid, just about. It seemed like every third advert was about AIDS. AIDS was everywhere. My girlfriend had a virus at the age of six, and after watching TV and learning that ‘people with the virus would be dead in three years’, proceeded to tell her Mum that she would be dead by the age of nine.