MCDONALD’S

There are many things you expect when you go to McDonald’s. Screaming kids, packed restaurants and convenient food. In that list however, I doubt many of us expect to see a man jerking off for a full half hour whilst the rest of the clientèle sit around looking shocked.

I have seen many things in McDonald’s in my time, usually at the end of a long night drinking. I have seen fights, people being sick on the table, and many other things that make me glad I don’t venture there too often these days. But a woman running topless through the establishment, trashing it in the process? Nope, I have never seen that!