ESCORTS

Ah the trill of meeting an escort. Your heart is racing, your hands are sweaty and your mind is trying to decide whether to have that last wank so you can last just a little longer. But when that beauty moonlights through the door, we know it can be a little too easy to let excitement take over, and your thoughts become a whole bunch of poorly-worded Ping-Pong balls waiting to fall through and clumsily spill from your lips.

Throughout the chronicles of history there has been bribery in one form or another – from a well-endowed goat, gifted to the local aristocracy, to a small bag of gold tightly bound by a ribbon. Our society, however, is far more progressive. We’re gone past these unnecessary gifts of materialism to the good-old fashioned offering of actual flesh and blood.

The need for company knows no bounds. Whether high or low, old or young, it is an essential necessity that we all feel. And there’s nothing to better remind us of that fact then when a high-flying executive hires a prostitute to keep him company on a lonely train ride, and then claims his lascivious getaway as a business expense.

For many men, talk of women paying for sex is like sweet, succulent poetry to their ears. It heralds a new age where the ever-present desire for sex is no longer exclusive to the male gender, and perhaps English nightclubs will cease to be the sausage-fest spheres of reciprocated frustration and sadness that they have become.

Those who have an interest in the UK sex industry are more than likely to have heard about the awful murder of Transgender escort Vanessa Santillan, who was found dead in a Fulham flat in March of this year. Well, it has transpired that an arrest has been made and charges brought against the an individual in connection with the murder.

Sexy transsexual escorts are becoming more and more popular. People are eager to spend some time with them, as they feel as though they get the best of both worlds, while still enjoying a date with a sexy lady.

Though it is a terrible thing to stereotype, it has to be said, there are many communities people associate with working in the sex industry. Topping that list are probably the Eastern Europeans. Though I have seen no formal statistics, it has to be said, there are a fair few of therm on our website (and we are very happy there are) Whether there are as many as the Daily Mail would like us to believe, then who knows!

Sometimes you just want to keep what happens in your private life just that – private. You don’t want the world to know and be asking questions, because your relationship is no-one else’s business but your own.

Enjoying a date with an escort is one of the best things you can do, especially if you have had a stressful week at work and just need to wind down and take some time to recover.

Most escorts will have their minimum hours bookings worked out even before you call and make a booking. Some will say 1 or 2 hours. Although it may be tempting to slice your costs and opt for an easy 30 minute session, we unravel why this is just not the way to go.