CRIME

Men everywhere have always wondered what women really want. They are such strange creatures, always blind-siding and confusing us. Despite thousands of years of analysis, we really are no close to getting a definitive answer. However, this guy from the United States thinks he has them worked out. In his opinion, they want him to flash them!

Here at XEscorts, we have always been big supporters of women (and men) who are involved in sexual or violent attacks getting justice. We all know that it is hard to get that justice, as sexual offences are hard to prove. Far from most rapists being John Duffy’s type characters turning up at your local train station, most rapes take place between people who know each other, and lack the physical evidence that is there when you are up against a beast in a balaclava.

A 21 year old Quebec woman, who has been named the ‘world’s hottest thief’ is all set to spend a number of years behind bars.

When I was a kid, I used to eye up the teachers at my school. Being a red blooded male back then, if a young female started work, I wouldn’t be able to concentrate at all. All these fantasies stayed in my head, and I never actually thought I had a chance of getting in anyone’s pants, let alone my teacher’s. However, if these recent stories are to be believed, I should have made more of an effort!

Getting caught stealing as a teenager is never a good thing. It is very easy for young kids to shoplift the trainers or the computer game that they can’t afford, and they will consequently get a clip round the ear from their parents (hopefully) and a police caution. However, there are things that you REALLY don’t want to get caught stealing.

It has to be said there are many different kinds of people I hate in this world. Killers, rapists and Manchester United fans obviously make the list, but I also have a complete loathing of thieves. Anyone who doesn’t want to go out an earn what they have and instead wants to steal it is beneath contempt in my opinion. This is why I found the following story coming out of China absolutely hilarious.

A man in America who was having a blowjob off a woman in the street, ended up shooting at a quarrelling couple who interrupted his fun.

A man in Montana is in trouble after calling up police to complain a stripper wouldn’t have sex with him.

Police in Illinois have accused a man of robbing a bank. That may not sound very interesting at face value, until you realise he was allegedly naked whilst committing the crime!

A church leader in Missouri, USA is in major trouble after being arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with a dog.