Sex Robots and Wearable Sex Toys

Things in the world of sex toys are getting weirder and weirder. Gone are the days of buying sex toys for couples to use together, where a little toy could be used to really spice up your sex life.
Portrait of shocked pin-up girl

You can now get dildos that look like the most bizarre objects as well as toys that will automatically move and groove around your member to bring you pleasure. Is it going a step too far?

Here on Escort England we take a look at two of the latest sex toys to hit the markets.

Wearable vibrator

Crowdfunding has made advances in the sex toy industry possible. If you have an idea you can arrange for crowdfunding to make it possible, simply by setting up a campaign. That is how we oh so lucky people now have some of the toys that we do.

The latest toy that has become a success this way is designed for the ladies… sorry gents! The Vesper by Crave is not only a sleek vibrator, but also a stylish pendant you can wear around your neck.

I don’t know about you, but the idea of wearing a sex toy so publically isn’t much of a turn on. It might be for some of you, eager to have something taboo where anyone can see it, but the appeal just isn’t there for me.

That said, it does look very stylish and I expect that many others will see the appeal of this product. However, are we really heading in the direction where physically wearing our sex toys will be the next big thing? What is wrong with a drawer under the bed to keep your private things private?

Sex Robot

If that wasn’t enough to make you think about the way the sex toy industry is going, maybe this next item will. Designed by a French 3-D artist, the latest item people are talking about is a sex robot.

This may sound like a great idea for those with fantasies of Battlestar Galactica or Star Trek on their mind, but the reality is much more terrifying to see.

The artist decided that the best way to show others what the sex robot would be like was to cut it in half and reveal the inner workings… which are a lot less sexy than the silvery sheen you may have hoped for.

Inside all you can see are wires and lights, with the orifices looking like nothing compared to the true inner workings of the robot. With so many cogs and wires turning, would you really trust your penis in it?

Just thinking about it makes me cringe. What about you? Should we be wearing our vibrators around our neck and getting ready for dates with robots? Leave a comment down below or check out what others are saying over on the Escort England forum.

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