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Ah, Sweden. Who wouldn’t want to go and visit this beautiful, fantastic country in the Scandinavian region? It’s the birthplace of the famous Swedish meatballs, the H&M fashion company, and all of the gorgeous women with natural platinum-blonde hair.

So, you’ve let your dominant persona rise from its dormancy and now you want to let it run wild. You’ve grasped the aspect of how dominatrixes and mistresses act towards their slaves, and now you want to learn the tools of the trade when you want to smack your little pig up in your sex dungeon.

Everyone has some kinky interests in the bedroom, and lately, it seems as though more people have been taking the chance to enjoy their fetishes. If we take a look at the kinky trends at the moment, we will see that a lot of men seem to enjoy pegging.

Rule 34 of the internet tells us that, if it exists, there is porn of it. Still, there are some things that we tend not to think of when we think about porn. Religion and being religious isn’t one of them.

It’s been said that absolute vodka corrupts absolutely… or was it absolute power? Both most likely have corrupted the brain cells of numerous legislators in the UK over history causing them to enact and uphold absolutely absurd laws. Did you know that during the reign of Oliver Cromwell, the dude banned mince pies on Christmas Day?! Many odd laws have happened in history and what’s stranger is many of them remain active perhaps as a milestone of man’s sheer stupidity and a testament to the legislation’s addiction to absolute vodka and power. Take the strangest UK sex laws, for instance.

Sex organs are interesting, face it, you’ve played ‘Show me yours and I’ll show you mine’ because the kinky mystery of sexual organs is fascinating. How mother nature organized our sexy bits has provoked our natural curiosity to better understand how most sexy parts look and work. But what happens when Mother Nature had an all night bender and still shows up to work hung over ready to make more sexy bits? Apparently more interesting sex organs, that’s what!

Stress can be a big problem for sex. If you are feeling too frustrated by your work, you might decide to just head to bed instead of enjoying an intense fuck. Massages can help, but often they just aren’t enough. This is why a lot of people prefer to treat themselves to an erotic massage instead.

Knowledge is a powerful tool, right? Well, I don’t think it’s always powerful, but I believe it can be useful if you’re in a hot session with a mistress. Just like every media franchise that has its own Wikipedia page, BDSM has its own glossary that doms and subs look back on whenever they need to be reminded what a certain word means.

The sun seemed to find itself in Europe this weekend, and with the sun comes a change in mood. We will head out to the pubs, sitting with a cool beer in the hot sun and relaxing. We also want more sex. We feel happier and hornier, meaning we end up in some interesting summer sex spots.

Sex is great. No-one will ever tell you differently and, if they do, they simply might not be having the kind of intense, amazing sex that the rest of us are having. However, if we had sex every single time we were turned on and in the mood, we’d be exhausted. Sometimes, it is just better to enjoy a little masturbation to get you through the day.