NEWS

If you’ve had a tough and stressful week, watching porn and having a wank or some hard sex with your partner can be a fantastic way to de-stress yourself. You can just relax and enjoy it, and maybe even go out for a delicious dinner afterwards.

We all know the saying “don’t rock the boat”, but that is what usually happens if you are lucky enough to have sex on the high seas. Being on a boat and fucking like rabbits is huge fun, but sometimes you need to think about where you are.

Swingers’ parties are supposed to be a lot of fun. Lots of people get together to hook up with each other and just have great fun experimenting with different things. They are often thought of as welcoming and safe environments.

There are many of us out there who don’t like hospitals. They are such cold, clinical places, and if you are in one, bar child birth, something has likely gone a little bit wrong. However, these places do save lives, and even they may not be our favourite place, if we go into one when we are ill, we do realise it is the right place for us.

There isn’t anything worse than hearing other people having loud sex. The banging of the headboard against the wall, the creak of the mattress, the loud moaning and the “oh fuck yes” being screamed over and over again makes you think “why am I not having sex like that?”

Though it is a terrible thing to stereotype, it has to be said, there are many communities people associate with working in the sex industry. Topping that list are probably the Eastern Europeans. Though I have seen no formal statistics, it has to be said, there are a fair few of therm on our website (and we are very happy there are) Whether there are as many as the Daily Mail would like us to believe, then who knows!

Porn is everywhere on the internet. You can’t go a few pages without seeing a saucy advert or thinking “I’ll just whack one off quick while I’ve got the time”. With the .porn, .adult, and .sucks domains that will launch in June, it’s only going to get easier to find entertainment.

For a long time, people have been saying that porn is bad for us. It ruins the way we think about sex, and some have even suggested it can lead to erectile dysfunction. Yikes!

Having your penis amputated is definitely the stuff of nightmares, but for one South African man it was his reality. A routine circumcision went horribly wrong, and so three years ago the decision was made to amputate his member. I think we can all feel his pain.

I have heard of many ways that councils have tried to attack the sex industry. In Scotland, they are doing everything the can to close down proper massage parlours, and therefore forcing the working girls onto the street. Across the Irish Sea, the Northern Irish Assembly looks like it is going to make it illegal to buy sex, and in doing so, push the industry underground. However, this tactic coming from Australia blew my mind.