KFC Gives Extra Side Of Free Porn!

If you’ve had a tough and stressful week, watching porn and having a wank or some hard sex with your partner can be a fantastic way to de-stress yourself. You can just relax and enjoy it, and maybe even go out for a delicious dinner afterwards.

A KFC store

The weekend is the perfect time to go out for some fast food, like fried chicken. KFC is extremely popular, but one couple had a huge shock when their local KFC gave them some fried chicken and a new limited edition sideā€¦ of porn!

A normal day

When you go to KFC to get a bargain bucket, you might not expect the highest quality of food, but you definitely expect to find a family friendly atmosphere. That is why Gerard Whalen went to KFC in the first place with his partner and children, in order to enjoy a delicious meal with his family.

They ordered their food and sat themselves down at a table, ready to tuck into their food. While they were eating their meal, they began to hear moaning and groaning, and begin to look around to figure out just where it is coming from.

Then they spot the TV in the corner that is broadcasting porn, and Whalen finds himself not only laughing at it, but also deciding it is the perfect opportunity to film it to post later on YouTube.

Although you can see very little in the video below, you can see that he and his partner are both baffled by what is on the screen, as is another guest in the fast food restaurant who stops in front of the TV.

Porn video

The porn video itself was apparently accidentally shown when a premium movie channel was left on while everyone was working. Yes, they are claiming it was purely accidental. The question is, how many premium movie channels out there can you “accidentally” view porn on, if it isn’t a porn channel in the first place?

Thankfully, the staff were alerted quickly enough that the show on the screen wasn’t exactly family friendly and turned it off after less than a minute. Mr Whalen said that a worker there “went and got the manager, and the manager came running out and flipped the TV off really quick. I think she actually unplugged it.” That is some fast acting from the staff!

KFC have since issued an apology, stating that “we apologize for any negative dining experience that may have occurred as a result of the restaurant’s TV being changed without awareness or permission to a station showing inappropriate content.”

They then went on to say that they are “taking measures to ensure programming like this cannot be accessed in the future.”

Not the first time

This isn’t the first time that porn has been shown in a public way. Recently, a college TV system was hacked to show hardcore porn while others were quite happily eating their lunch, and in December last year a McDonald’s restaurant in Switzerland accidentally showed a pornographic program on one of their TVs during the day.

What is the most worrying about this is that it seems to be happening more and more. Yes, porn is fun to watch, but when you’re hungry the last thing you want to look at is a woman taking a hot load in the face.

Porn is for the privacy of your own home, and not when you are out and about. Restaurants should really be taking measures to ensure that only select TV shows and channels can be accessed, as this would get rid of a lot of the problems they face.

What do you think about this? Was it really an honest mistake, or had a member of staff been messing around behind the scenes to cause this? You can let us know by leaving a comment in the box below, or you could pay a visit to the Escort England forums and see what others are saying. You could even tell us if you have found yourself watching porn “accidentally” while out in public.

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Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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