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When I was a kid, I used to eye up the teachers at my school. Being a red blooded male back then, if a young female started work, I wouldn’t be able to concentrate at all. All these fantasies stayed in my head, and I never actually thought I had a chance of getting in anyone’s pants, let alone my teacher’s. However, if these recent stories are to be believed, I should have made more of an effort!

A lot of people like outdoor sex. The thrill of getting caught is truly something that ups the sexual energy, leading to far better orgasms (apparently, I have been told, for any police officers who may be reading). Still, there are certain times you shouldn’t be engaging this kind of activity. This story here is certainly one of them.

They say it is really a good time to to be gay. The quest for equality is making great headway, and now most of society is accepts homosexuality is perfectly normal. However, for Benjy the bull, it looks like his gayness is going to get him the chop.

A woman in Auckland, New Zealand decided she was going to replicate a New York viral video where numerous guys wolf whistled, and basically harassed the lady. However, there was a problem with this video; no-one at all chatted her up!

Here at XEscorts we know that the sex industry is booming. We have more escorts than ever on our pages, and for that to be the case, business must be going well making it worth their while. Still, even we were shocked at the figure that the government say we spent on sex annually in a recent study.

Getting caught stealing as a teenager is never a good thing. It is very easy for young kids to shoplift the trainers or the computer game that they can’t afford, and they will consequently get a clip round the ear from their parents (hopefully) and a police caution. However, there are things that you REALLY don’t want to get caught stealing.

For one bus driver, being cleared of charges against him has been a huge relief. Originally, Mr. Holland was charged with possession of owning extreme porn. He continued to deny the charge, and after six months on bail he has finally been cleared.

All around the world people are becoming more tolerant of same-sex relationships, lesbians, and gay people. However, when two sexy women appear on TV kissing it is a different matter. Tolerance and acceptance are two different things… so is gay sex appearing on TV a problem?

We all know that most of the guys on Reddit are perverts. There is a reason that the ‘Fappening’, where numerous naked pictures of celebrities were leaked, was released on there. To be fair, it is all a little bit too slimy for me. That’s why I found this story coming from the site this week absolutely hilarious.

It has to be said there are many different kinds of people I hate in this world. Killers, rapists and Manchester United fans obviously make the list, but I also have a complete loathing of thieves. Anyone who doesn’t want to go out an earn what they have and instead wants to steal it is beneath contempt in my opinion. This is why I found the following story coming out of China absolutely hilarious.