I was always a big fan of Futurama. No, not the horrifically dumbed down version of Futurama which came back after the break, but the good one. You know, the time when Fry found out that despite his brother always teasing him, he did love him and missed him when he went missing. And don’t get me on to the one where Fry’s dog Seymour waited for him every day from when Fry was frozen, to the day the loyal dog died. Actually, I’m trying to forget that one as it makes me tear up. Continue reading Celeb Sex Dolls – Are They a Good Idea?
In a rather strange story, a woman has been filmed giving a guy a blowjob in the middle of a nightclub. Continue reading Woman Gives Man Blowjob on Dancefloor
I spent 15 minutes thinking about whether I should actually write this piece. When everyone comes to the Escort England blog, they usually come for a laugh at crazy sex stories from the world. If they are not here for that, then there is the sex advice or the escort tips. This is a place of for escapism, so we don’t really deal with important issues here. However, the stories coming out regarding the sexual abuse of footballers by their coaches when they were young really can’t be allowed to pass without comment. Continue reading Footballers Come Forward With Tales of Horrific Sexual Abuse By Coaches
So Donald Trump is President. I have to say, I never saw it coming. I thought he would do better than people expected, but that he wouldn’t get enough of the swing states to win. Well, that was me completely wrong. Maybe I need to stick to writing adult content, rather than political punditry? Continue reading Will Donald Trump Overturn Gay Marriage? – Here’s The Answer!
I have never really had a problem with dogging. It is not something I have ever engaged in, and I can’t see myself starting. Still, if people aren’t hurting anyone else, then where is the harm? However, as it is done in public areas, there often a chance that this kind of fun can go rather wrong. Continue reading Doggers in Wales Terrifying Social Workers!
Here at Escort England, we are well aware that many women are the victims of sexual assault and rape in this country. No-one deserves that, and it is only right that we, as a society, do things to minimise these kinds of offences. Continue reading Is This a Way To Prevent Sexual Offences, or a Recipe For Disaster?
I remember back in 2006 having a very interesting conversation with one of my friends. He explained to me that he only cheated on his girlfriend because she was crap in bed. I retorted that he maybe only thought she was crap because he watched far too much porn, and explained how real sex wasn’t what you saw in films. He actually agreed that was a good possibility (and then continued to cheat on her until they eventually broke up). Ten years later, it seems I may have been ahead of the curve. Continue reading Porn is Ruining Sex For Many Men!
I have always presumed that nobody wants to live in a red light district. Despite prostitution being the world’s oldest prostitution, having a street full of sex workers and guys looking to get laid doesn’t sound like fun to many. However, according to a recent survey of people in Blackpool, England, most thoroughly enjoy it, claiming it is ‘better than Daytime TV’. Continue reading Residents Actually Enjoy Living in Red Light District!
The night was still young and I was considering to go out to see what the life outside was like when the moon is out. But then Andreo rested his head on my right thigh and began to stroke my stomach. Continue reading My Sex Diary – Part Eight!
No-one likes getting hit with a car. There you have it; the most obvious comment of the day you are likely to hear. However, there are ways to go about dealing with it happening. Dust yourself off, make a complain, then go and get compensation seems the most normal course of events. Dropping your pants and jerking off in the middle of the street probably isn’t the way. Continue reading Man Gets Run Over – Reacts By Masturbating!