Air Sex World Championships Coming to Britain!
January 14, 2014
Most of us have played air guitar at one point or another, usually when drunk and listening to music with a driving beat. We all think we look pretty cool, but I am sure if we looked at ourselves on video when sober, we would think ‘wow, you look a tit’. It doesn’t stop it being fun however.
But did you realise that there was something called ‘air sex’? And did you realise there was an ‘Air Sex World Championship’? Really, there is; I am not making it up. Not only that, the championships are heading over to Britain.
A Fun Time
Chris Trew, founder of the Air Sex World Championship, said: ‘Imagine something we think about every day – sex – turned into a sport where the goal is to make people laugh.
There are rules attached to this most noble of sports. It must include ‘meeting you partner’, ‘seduction’, ‘foreplay’ and ‘intercourse’. Also, all endings must be ‘simulated’, if you know what I mean!
Air Sex was invented was first invented in a Tokyo Karaoke bar by a bunch of single Japanese lads. After seeing a clip online, Chris, a comedian by trade, decided to sex up the air guitar competitions he had been holding, and hey presto, the Air Sex World Championship was born.
The sport has even made its way into popular culture, with Chris appearing on America’s Got Talent in 2012. But the act ended prematurely with Judge Howard Stern branding his seductive moves ‘highly offensive’.
Chris is highly confident that bringing the ‘Air Sex World Championship’ to the UK is going to prove a massive success.
‘Every single person from the UK who has seen the show tells me it would be amazing over there.
‘I think it will vibe well with the comedic sensibilities as well – it really needs to happen as soon as possible.
‘Sex is a big part of life and framing it in a way that allows us to laugh at it is a very powerful thing.
‘The bottom line is the Air Sex Championships is hilarious and you want to witness it.’
Worth a Visit
Whether you think it is the stupidest thing on planet earth or not, it can’t be argued that those watching and participating seem to be having a great time, so you can’t begrudge them that.
I am sure that any of the London escorts could enter and give the ‘big boys and girls’ a run for their money. Whether they will be entering remains to be seen. I won’t be holding my breath.
Fair play though, I may well turn up, just to see what the hell is going on. It could be a laugh. Saying that, it could leave me mentally scarred.
There is only one way to find out!
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