Is This Gorilla Lamp Calling You a Wanker?

It has been a very depressing week so far. We saw the awful chemical attacks in Syria, and on the home front we have had footballing legend Ray Wilkins dying at the early age of 61. In such depressing times, it is often nice to come across and amusing, stupid story, devoid of any seriousness or subtext. That is why this story about Debenhams selling a table lamp of a gorilla appearing to make the ‘wanker sign’ put a smile on my face. Continue reading Is This Gorilla Lamp Calling You a Wanker?

Is Naked Exercise The Way To Go?

When I’m heading off to the gym, I take great care packing my bag. I want to make sure that I have the essentials in there, such as my trainers and my sports bra, so I can get on with the exercises. To some people it seems that these are just too many items to take with them. They’d rather do their workouts wearing nothing at all. That’s right, they believe naked exercise is the way forward. Continue reading Is Naked Exercise The Way To Go?

New Study Says Cheating Not Just About Sex!

It has to be said, many of us have cheated on our partners. Whether that is a kiss in a nightclub or a fell blown affair is one for our own memory banks. Still it is safe to say that at at least one point in our life we have likely engaged in behaviour which if our partner found out about, we would be in serious trouble. Continue reading New Study Says Cheating Not Just About Sex!

You Could Sexercise Your Way To Better Sex!

There are a number of different things you can do in the bedroom to enjoy better sex. Being able to talk to your partner about what you want and what you like is one of those things. Having that kind of open communication makes sexual discussions so much easier. However, there are other things you can do if you want to up your game. Continue reading You Could Sexercise Your Way To Better Sex!

The Painful Reason You Must Make Your Escort Aroused

Here at Escort England we bring you plenty of great sex tips so you and your chosen escort can have a great time, with orgasms aplenty. Also we like to make sure that the escorts get all the information they need to make their clients happy, and in so doing get a successful business. However, after reading an article in the Daily Mirror, it has struck home to me how important it is the escort is aroused before sex. Continue reading The Painful Reason You Must Make Your Escort Aroused

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